As my main purpose in life seems to be to educate, here is a beginner's lesson in Cantonese:

第一。That's not right - Sum Ting Wong
第二。Are you harbouring a fugitive? - Hu Yu Hai Ding
第三。See me ASAP - Kum Hia Nao
第四。 Stupid Man - Dum Fuk
第五。 Small Horse - Tai Ni Po Ni
第六。 You go to the beach? - Wai Yu So Tan
第七。I bumped into a coffee table - Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
第八。I think you need a face lift - Chin Tu Fat
第九。 It's very dark in here - Wao So Dim
第十。 I thought you were on a diet - Wai Yu Mun Ching?
第十一。 This is a tow away zone - No Pah King
第十二。 Our meeting is scheduled for next week - Wai Yu Kum Nao?
第十三。 Staying out of sight - Lei Ying Lo
第十四。 He's cleaning his automobile - Wa Shing Ka
第十五。 Your body odour is offensive - Yu Stin Ki Pu
第十六。 Great - Fa Kin Su Pah

"天不怕，地不怕，只怕广东人说普通话。"